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So I'm bored. I'm in music theory class. and Blazier's going over stuff with kids who weren't here. Tomorrow are SAT II's. thats gunna suck. why the hell did they invent SAT's? they're tests that are made so that you can blow money on large books in an attempt to prepare for them. College board needs money ya know. "and, oh by the way, we control the fate of the rest of your life. So give us money and maybe we'll turn life in your favor, unless your a complete douchebag of course." Yes SAT's are basically our organized system's way of saying "get down and suck it or else"- you get raped we get money. fair deal.

So accordingly, nerds who enjoy taking SAT's are whores. It's like "WOOHOO. do me harder you test you.Oh baby" whereas everyone else is like "RAPE! RAPE!" Go take it up the butt you test taking-and-loving-and-"I-get-a-good-score"-assholes  

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Communist Cereal

I've decided that cheerios are communist. Just think about them. I mean, its the type of thing that gets copied by cheap entrepeneurs and communist governments. Shop Rite-O's? Cuban-O's? Chink-O's? yeah. we all know where they got that idea. Needless to say chink-O's are 20 cents cheaper since they're made by government sanctioned sweat labor.

This leads me to another point. Cereal is racist and rife with bigotry! How about those fruit loops that suffered in concentration camps during WWII? no one felt bad for them! No one ever liked coacoa puffs either. They all said "it turns my white milk brown" and that was the end of that.

for fucks sake. Cereal is almost as bad as CostCo. CostCo, if you dint know, is a large communist institution right here in america. People buy shit from their real cheap and feel a glow of self satisfaction as they walk out of the store knowing that they just butt fisted a major corporation. Not that they shouldn't butt fist major corps. But must they butt fist with a communist rubber glove?? CostCo is evil. they're forming an empire under the name "KIRKLAND". I swear... last time I was in there I picked up socks, shampoo, potato chips and condoms, all with the "KIRKLAND" label on them... I uttered the name under my breath in disgust... a low rumble of KIRKLAND!

We must join forces to destroy KIRKL:AND.... KIRKLAND is kinda like mordor, with communists instead of orks and ogres

Now back to butt fisting major corporations. there are only a few that I have a gripe with. I absolutely HATE the chip industry. Anyone who packages chips into bags is a douche. They think they can trick you by disguising air as chips. They don't even try to hide the fact that they want to fuck you over. They make clear bags in which you can probably count every chip and suspect you to be so stupid as to be like "well, that's all jolly good, I'll bendover and take it". assholes. and ice cream... damnit I'll remove my ribs and suck my own balls if they give you a full quart.

Corporations that must be destroyed

1) anyone who makes potato chips

2) Breyers ice cream

3) KIRKLAND

4) Wilson needs to improve the quality of their basketballs

Corporations that must be praised

1) snyders of hanover- cause their pretzels are fucking amazing